- Lilith Vampira. Alfonso’s chief rival in school. Self-professed smartest student in the eighth grade at Dr. Moreau Junior Academy. Keeps pet black widow spiders in her hair and wears a gold-tipped razor on her finger. If she had a motto, it would read: Don’t You Mess With Me!
- Dr. Golem: (’62) Professor Emeritus in Mega-Nuclear Biology. Sits on the Doctorate Review Board. Chairs the Committee of Disaster Remediation and Denial. Teaches cadaver recomposition at the Dr. Moreau Junior Academy.
- A favorite topic of many a doctorate dissertation is the creation of the perfect killer cyborg. As you can imagine, a major problem is the supply of good brains.
- Beware! The University of Doom’s campus is protected by a perimeter of man-eating Venus flytraps and mutant hyena-scorpions.